Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 32

Courtney Cox is denying reports that she has anorexia nervosa. She claims she is at a perfect weight even though she was criticized for being too thin when she was on Friends.
I believe that Courtney eats, afterall, she named her baby CoCo!

Speaking of skeletal, let's see what Nicole Ritchie has been up to. This is apparently a photo of her leaving the gym. W.T.F does she need a gym for?

Here is chicken legs Nicole going to a club with her fiance.

And here she is leaving another club....being carried cuz she is drunk. I suppose when you weigh 92 lbs a SIP of anything gets you hammered!

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan appears to be eating again. Mind you it is liquids but, it's a good start. (Her purse still appears to be bigger than her)

Lindsay was seen with a mystery guy this week.......

Looks like Lindsay is finally over ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama (THAT 70'S SHOW). Lindsay even made up with Ashlee Simpson. The two had been feuding as Lindsay alleged that Ashlee stole Wilmer from her. (Ashlee denies they ever dated)

Meanwhile Ashlee has been seen all over Los Angeles with him........Hmmmmm

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were at Much Music in Toronto this week. Mary Kate (the scrawny one with the huge sunglasses) sure requires much more "primping" from the makeup artist than her sister does!
Poor Ashley, Mary Kate is miserable when she doesn't have her daily nourishment of a grape and a spoon of yogurt! (At least they showered and aren't dressed like homeless people)

Britney Spears will call her new baby London if she discovers it's a boy when she gives birth in October. Wonder if it is because of that new Hollywood trend where celebrities name their baby after the place it was conceived?
No, can't be, then she'd be naming her baby "trailer park" or "back alley".
This are some photos from her spread in ELLE magazine due out next month. HOLY TOUCHUPS!

Jessica Simpson had an embarassing moment at the recent MTV video awards recently. As Jessica stood on stage and waited for the track to hit the speakers, she was discouraged when she heard a different song and fled the stage embarrassed, reports the New York Daily News. Jessica's representative says, "She wasn't going to be singing - they were just going to play a part of the single for the crowd. The wrong track was sent, so they didn't play it."
Hmmm...sounds very much like the "acid reflux" excuse her sister Ashlee gave on Saturday Night (ahem) Live.

Sharon Osbourne is claiming that all her plastic surgery has enhanced her sex life with her husband Ozzy Osbourne. She says that before she had a face lift, some botox, a tummy tuck and two breast lifts that she used to hide under the covers embarassed to show Ozzy her body.
So what does she do now? Cover Ozzy's face with a pillow?



Blogger Eclecta said...

Is it just me, or did Mary Kate look like a long-haired Elton John?

All that money and they look terrible ... Goes to show that money can't buy class or style ...


8:33 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Mary Kate looks like a muppet to me.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Eclecta said...

Linda, you are hysterically funny!!!!


1:17 PM  

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