Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Friday, August 05, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F'S Volume 7

W.T.F was Ashley Olsen going in this photo? First time I have not seen her dressed like a bag lady! Must be going to court or something. Maybe she is sueing Mary Kate for always being the "cuter one". Anyhow, she looks miserable here. Oh I know why! The Starbucks cup that is normally glued to her hand is nowhere in sight! Somebody's addicted to caffiene!

I guess when you join the Kabbalah faith not only must you wear the red ribbon on your wrist. Apparently you must also wear the token red underwear.
Remember Britney,that's what got you in this mess in the first place. Close em!

W.T.F is this woman chasing Gwyneth and her baby? Maybe they are leaving a daycare? I guess Apple forgot her banana! That Apple, such a Peach! Sorry, I know I am being a fruit.....ha ha.

Jennifer Aniston will be featured in the September edition of VANITY FAIR magazine. According to the article she claims she will always love Brad and really will never be sure if he ever cheated on her when they were married. She does say however, he maintains that he did not cheat while they were married and she feels that she has to believe him. Well, W.T.F is she doing in that third photo? She looks like she is practising shooting a gun! I'd sleep with one eye open if I were Brad.

Ok, Ok, we get it. Your marriage is NOT in trouble.

Martha Stewart has agreed to add three more weeks to her house arrest. W.T.F would she do that? I guess she discovered that eating bon bons all day, watching soap operas and not having to shave her legs is easier than her previous way of life. Martha, I feel that! Besides, she is developing with her at-home crafts. She made some weapons that can easily be disguised as tupperware to slip into prisons everywhere. NOW THAT'S MARTHA STEWART LIVING!!!

Cameron Diaz must be in Siberia filming a movie or something? W.T.F else would Justin have all this chicks over at his place? Hey Justin, get ready to Cry Cameron a River!

Now I know W.T.F Paris and Nicole are no longer friends. Paris likes to surround herself with uglier more white trash people so she appears to be the regal one. When Nicole Ritchie cleaned up her act, Paris could no longer be seen with someone better looking than her! No!

This certainly explains the new found friendship with Tara - trainwreck - Reid

Speaking of Nicole......W.T.F? Looks like she has some new friends? I guess now that Lindsay Lohan has finally decided to EAT....Nicole had to kick her to the curb.

Aw, true love! Yep, true love when you have to grab your man's head and hold it hard until he can't breathe and kisses you just to get some air.
Paris really has a hold on her fiancee coincidentally ALSO named Paris, ALSO an heir to a multi million dollar fortune and also loves to wear pink.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Now I understand why she has to force him to kiss her!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dee says: That's Gwyneth's mother coming up behind her

11:36 AM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Really? That's Gwyneth's mom? You get brownie points for knowing that! In fact you should be writing this blog......ha ha

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Gweynth's mom is some old famous actress, look her up on the internet her name is Blythe Danner

4:25 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Kudos to you Edite, I was going to comment on the same thing. By the way, Blythe Danner is an AMAZING actress, and very famous. This is a really bad picture, but believe me, she is beautiful.


11:47 AM  

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