Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 6

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are in trouble. Apparently Jude Law slept with his children's(from a previous marriage)nanny. W.T.F hired this nanny anyhow? She is gorgeous! One rule of marriage has got to be to NEVER hire a pretty never!
Here is a photo of Jude, the kids and the "nanny" before he was stupid enough to brag about it and get caught.

To add fuel to the fire, Sienna is now pregnant with Jude's baby. I have a sneaking suspicion that the baby's nanny will look like this.

Proof W.T.F REALLY wears the pants in this relationship.......

W.T.F ever said nothing good came out of Britney's pregnancy???
By George, the woman is wearing a bra!
I know, I barely believe it myself.

W.T.F thinks that Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, yes that is plural, love him for his bubbly personality? It can't be the money. No, uh uh, no way.
Poor bimbos...with the invention of Viagra, gold digging women actually have to work for their inheritance now. If you know what I mean.

Remember Ozzy's son Jack? Ugly Jack? See below.

W.T.F happened to him? Hubba Hubba. Things have changed!
I guess mama was right when she said "You'd be so pretty if you take your hair out of your face!"

W.T.F is this about? Nick looks tired from all the globe trotting to promote Jessica's new movie "The Dukes Of Hazzard".
Nick should probably dye his hair blonde. It may get him more press. Hey, it worked for his wife!

Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer to bulk her up. She got really skinny from too much partying and not enough food. Her reason was not to be healthy, not to be fact there were two reasons.....

She misses her girls. (And I don't mean Nicole and Paris)

W.T.F heard the rumor that J-LO is expecting her first child with Mark - skinny like a heroine addict - Anthony?
A little revenge toward the new "Bennifer" perhaps?
I like revenge too but, having to copulate with Mark Anthony is a little extreme no?
Mark is happy, half of his fantasy has come true. J-lO is preggers.....if he can only get her barefoot as well.

Angelina took Brad for a ride on her private plane. She has a pilot's license!
That must of been what Brad meant when he said Angelina has taken Brad places he has never been.

Speaking of Brad and Angelina - Angelina's son Maddox wants to call Brad "Daddy"
Maddox, honey, GET IN LINE!



Blogger TangentArifa said...

These so-called "beautiful" people seemingly are never satisfied with what they have. The grass is greener, etc. etc. .......

But I'm not sure the "ugly" nanny is going to work, didn't Robin Williams marry his kids' nanny?!? Not that the woman is hideous or anything, but I don't think she'll be doing any Vogue spreads ..... if you know what I mean!

And what!!!! Sienna is pregnant?!? This is a soap opera! Damn that Jude is fertile!

Peace out.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Not as fertile as "Father of our nation" Kevin Federline....a.k.a Mr. Spears.

11:03 PM  

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