Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 30

Tara Reid the hostess of "Wild On" finally admitted to having breast implants. The party girl insists it's just a saline-filled D-cup. "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention."
Um, because yours are really bad and have been called FRANKENBREASTS by the press.
Besides, you'd have to be drunk or stupid not to realize the big change.....(Oh that explains a lot)

Here was TARA before

and after..........YOU CAN BARELY TELL......SHEESH!

ONLY TARA would not notice that her top suddenly their top "fell off"?

Gwen Stefani has been given the coveted spot at next month's New York Fashion week.
The rocker-turned-designer will unveil the floral designs for her spring 2006 L.A.M.B. collection on the catwalk as part of her first major fashion show.
She says, "I don't expect to fit in right away but I do sense that the fashion world is rooting for me, too. I'm not being treated like a celebrity wannabe fashion designer."

Actually, Gwen YOU ARE being treated like a celebrity. Ask any "wannabe fashion designer" - they don't just hand you a spot during fashion week on a silver platter!

Rapper Lil' Kim caused an uproar on a flight Monday night by allegedly branding a flight attendant a "racist" following a minor seat mix-up. Lil' Kim shouted at the flight attendant after assuming the confusion was a racial slight, amazing crew and passengers alike. A witness said, "Lil' Kim totally freaked out on the attendant. Some first-class seat mix-up. Called the agent a racist and pulled a 'Do You Know Who I Am?'

I am sure they just didn't recognize her with her clothes on.

Eva Longoria had a nervous episode backstage just before she stepped out to announce Mariah Carey at the MTV awards on the weekend. She told the press she was uncomfortable coming out in the outfit.

Eva, you were introducing MARIAH CAREY.......You could be wearing NOTHING and she would still be more naked than you!

Gwyneth Paltrow has given some "after the fact" marriage advice to her ex - Brad Pitt's now ex Jennifer Aniston. She says they should of kept out ot the media. She says Jennifer told Vanity Fair too much. Gwyneth claims she never discusses her marriage to COLDPLAY singer Chris Martin to anyone.

Hmm...let's compare.......... I wouldn't talk about Chris Martin either ....

Are Paris Hilton and her fiance Paris on the rocks?From the looks of things at the MTV Video Music Awards festivities this past weekend in Miami, the answer may be yes. The New York Post reports that when the hotel heiress was asked about her pending nuptials she told a pal, "I don't know ... I'm just having fun!"
No kidding, this girl is on vacation TWENTY FOUR SEVIN!
Their relationship didn't look real to me anyhow. It looked forced.

Pamela Anderson is reportedly looking for a "Good Guy".
Where are her priorities? What she needs is a good bra.

Melanie Griffith has confessed that aging in Hollywood is scary and humiliating.
Well, I guess it is if you are Melanie Griffith.

Speaking of scary and's Courtney Love at a Los Angeles pool.

Hilary Duff has slammed the actions of former teen stars, including Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears, as immature, and warns they will regret their antics in years to come.
They ALL say that Hilary. You'll be posing for Playboy by the time you are 21.

In the new In Touch Weekly they report that Britney ordered a glass of white wine and later a strawberry daiquiri. The waiter suggested a virgin margarita after telling her they don't serve blended drinks. "No," Britney replied, "I want the real thing." which she got. "And after she finished it, she ordered - and finished - one more." Her rep denies the story.
I think the saddest part of this story is not a pregnant woman drinking but, the waiter suggesting a "virgin" anything to Britney!

Eddie Murphy was spotted "cuddling" with Mariah Carey in a club after the MTV music awards on the weekend. Eddie recently split up with his wife. Eddie has also been known to have a "thing" for transvestites.
That explains the attraction to Mariah.



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