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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 29

Another Paris Hilton sex tape has been leaked. This time she was only 19 when she made it and they have not revealed who the guy is. Who cares? What's another leaked tape when you already have four that nobody cares about?
What surprises me is how to date there still is no leaked tape of Tara Reid! Not that I care to see it but, she is drunk all the time...unless ofcourse she just ends up passing out. If these photos are any indication, she must be a great date......NOT





















































More on Paris.....her sister Nicky Hilton has agreed to be a bridesmaid for Nicole Richie. Nicky is ALSO set to be a bridesmaid for her sister Paris Hilton when she marries her fiance Paris Latsis. Apparently Paris has her knickers in a twist. Hey, at least she's finally wearing some!



















Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is battling crippling headaches on the set of the second series after she was knocked unconscious by a metal pole while shooting a scene a week ago. Filming on the hit show is being scheduled arounds the star as she fights to make a full recovery.
A faulty pole on a set where the women are rumored to hate each other? Hmmmm.....not suspicious at all. This could explain though why Eva has been saying the stupidest things to the press lately. (If you don't know what I mean then you don't follow this blog regularly!)


















Brad Pitt is trying to sign up Tom Cruise's former public relations rep named Pat Kingley. Apparently Brad is planning for a press onslaught about his romance with Angelina Jolie. The movie star is reportedly keen to tell all about his private life
after spending years shying away from personal matters, and he wants Kingsley to help represent him.
HEY BRAD - IF YOU NEED A COUCH TO JUMP ON.......MINE IS FREE!


















Reportedly it is confirmed that Keanu Reeves is dating Diane Keaton who at 59 is 20 years older than him. They met on the set of "As Good as it Gets"
If Diane were a man this probably wouldn't even be a news item.













Then again.......


















Victoria Beckham has turned down a major movie role. The film is called "I Could Never be your woman" And Michelle Pfeiffer now has the lead. Victoria was then offered another part in the film and turned that down too. She says she wants to concentrate on being a mother and a wife.
In other words she isn't leaving hubby David out of her sight for a minute!




She's always got such a "hold" on him.......












British actress Sienna Miller is nursing a sore arm after injuring herself on the weekend. Worries sparked as she sported huge red scratches across her left arm as she left a party on Saturday.However Sienna's agent explained she injured herself while swimming in the sea over the weekend, saying, "She grazed her arm and bruised her hip as she was thrown against the rocks."
Sienna is getting a lot of press these days since her ex Jude Law admitting to sleeping with his children's nanny. Otherwise really would anyone care that her arms were cut by a rock?


















I am surprised they didn't report this was a suicide attempt.


















Film maker Michael Moore has enrolled in a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight. The director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Florida. Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.
He can afford almost four grand a week yet, he dresses like a slob? He must be spending his money at McDonalds or Taco Bell. He called his movie Farenheit 911 because that is the perfect temperature for the oil when you make deep fried chicken.
Why do I feel another documentary coming on? "THE TRUTH BEHIND AMERICAN FAT FARMS....THEY ARE REALLY TERRORIST BREEDING GROUNDS OWNED BY GEORGE BUSH HIMSELF"
I hope Michael loses tons of weight and dissapears for good.














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2 Comments:

Blogger Bernadette said...

What is it with these younger men going after older women..Hey Keanu...I'm available you twit! (I guess I shouldn't call them twits???)..also Naveen Andrews (he is British/Indian, but plays an Iraqi in the TV series LOST) is also living and has a child with an older actress, Barbara Hershey (Beaches)...sigh...I'm obviously not going to the right places...old age spas....

Whatever!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Eclecta said...

I went to see "Something's Gotta Give" when it was in theatres, and while overall I enjoyed the movie, Diane leaving Keanu for that creepy Jack Nicholson just wasn't credible. I simply could not suspend THAT much disbelief!!!!! (Everytime Diane had to kiss Jack, or when he would do something like grab her butt, I couldn't help saying, "EEEeeeewwwwwww." That man is seriously gross!!!! Apparently my revulsion was as entertaining to the people sitting around me as the movie itself! LOL

6:20 AM  

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