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Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Friday, August 19, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 21

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine reportedly has been enjoying a secret romance with tennis superstar Maria Sharapova for months -- despite the busy blonde's apparent reluctance to date. Although Sharapova has insisted she is too busy for love, she appears to be making time for the hunky 26-year-old.
I guess it's Love Love all around. (That's a tennis term, I don't quite understand it myself)


















Kirsten Dunst has sparked speculation she's pregnant, after she was photographed with her on-off beau Jake Gyllenhaal looking at prenatal vitamins. The "Spider-Man" beauty, 23, was seen studying a box of New Chapter Organics Perfect Prenatal dietary supplements at Hollywood's Whole Foods market on Saturday.
This is why I could never be famous. I'd be photographed buying high fibre cereal and they would write I was full of shit!


















Speaking of pregnant women.....With just weeks to go before giving birth, Britney Spears hosted an emotional Moroccan-themed baby shower. Guests were welcomed into a bamboo tent set up in front of her Malibu home, where they walked barefoot through thousands of rose petals. I wanted it to be really intimate with just my closest girlfriends and family members," she said.
Sitting amongst hundreds of candles, Britney presided over a North African feast which included Moroccan brisket.The meal was topped with a cake in the shape of a Moroccan pot with a baby peeking out.
I knew it! Moroccan pot was involved in the planning of this baby shower...How the heck else do you explain how they came up with this concept?


















Gwen Stefani has been nominated for several MTV music awards but, according to sources she is snubbing the event. Gwen apparently is peeved that she has not been asked to perform at the live event due to air August 28th.
Gwen - the reason you are not invited to perform is that they don't have dressing rooms big enough for you and your demented Hiroshimo girl posse? WHAT IS WITH HER OBSESSION WITH THESE GIRLS? Honestly, does this not freak anybody else out?





















It seems that Tara Reid is getting sick and tired of being referred to as a party girl. This week she said to the press when asked to respond to people who think she is a WILD CHILD.
Tara said "I'm just like "shut up!" I'm no different to anyone else," Tara maintains."I have a good time with people and I make people happy."
Yes, Tara, you do make people happy. College boys who if it is weren't for drunken tramps like you, would still be virgins.













American Idol judge Simon Cowell wants Paris Hilton to compete in a planned celebrity version of his hit show AMERICAN IDOL - because he wants to blast her onscreen. Bloody Brilliant Simon! The only thing that would make ratings of this even HIGHER would be to let Nicole Ritchie fill in for Paula Abdul that night!


















Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was injured during filming of of the hit TV comedy and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Longoria was "bumped on the head by something" while shooting on location yesterday, a show spokesman said.
My guess? Teri Hatcher's shoe mysteriously landed on Eva's head.....Aren't the women on this show rumored to hate each other?


















Sienna Miller and Jude Law have been seen together. They recently split up due to the fact that Jude was having an affair with his children's nanny. Also, Jude in the news yesterday for his nude pics circulating on the net. Apparently, he is nothing to write home about. Only thing is EVERYONE knows who has seen the photos. He obviously is seeking Sienna back because no other woman will want him after seeing his teeny weeny weenie. And just when the nanny was all set to go on a national talk show and talk about the mind blowing passion they shared.
I guess she won't be getting her book deal now either.











The other photos everyone is talking about are of Cameron Diaz playing golf. The pictures of Cameron are being discussed in detail because she is not wearing make up and is not looking so hot. She is smiling ear to ear in the photo though.
Ofcourse! When you go home at night and cuddle up with Justin Timberlake who has time for toothpaste or mascara?? Let's cut her some slack!


















Here are the Olsen sisters Mary Kate and Ashley......the miserable millionaires I like to fondly refer to them as.
Ashley, the blonde one, has put on some weight, she looks much better. Although Mary Kate is recovering from anorexia, she still looks like a lollipop head. She really needs to eat and get that scowl off her face.


















And more proof that Mary Kate is the bitter Olsen twin.















CUZ I SAID SO!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:33 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Oh my gosh. Britney is actually covered up - and looks half-decent.

Excuse me while I check the temperature in hell.

Nadia

8:16 AM  
Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

I'm suprised Gwen isn't performing at the VMAs either... But those Harajuku Girls she always has with her are weird but her music is so awesome, I'd like to see her perform! =P

And Paris Hilton on American Idol? I'd love to see that! =D

2:49 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Hiroshimo, Harajuku.....it still freaks me out. I do agree with you that her new cd is great!

9:39 PM  

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