Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 20

Just after making her big-screen debut, Jessica Simpson has been targeted by agents and promoters who want her to perform a series of Las Vegas shows. The actress/singer has attracted the attention of businessman George Maloof, who wants to employ her as a headliner at his trendy Palms Resort and Casino.
Note to CELINE DION, you can rest assured this won't affect your ticket sales.....although most of the ticket buyers will be dirty old men like your manager/husband for instance.

Jessica's sibling Ashlee Simpson representing her family as always in class and setting a fine example for American Girls everywhere........she appeared on Leno last night and revealed she can burp the alphabet on command. Leno asked her ofcourse to demonstrate and she burped for his audience.
Those Simpson girls - always making their papa proud.

Rocker Tommy Lee left his college tutor stunned during his recent studies at the University of Nebraska, when he told her he loved her armpits. Stunning Natalie Riedmann, a 21-year-old psychology graduate, saw the Motley Crue drummer through his studies as he filmed scenes for his new reality show, "Tommy Lee Goes to College."
Tommy Lee likes armpits??? Yes, yes, that explains what he saw in Pamela Anderson. In fact the photo below is of Tommy and his tutor. You can see she also has the same, er.....armpits as Pammy.

Oooooooooh, I am postivelythrilled to report that the latest Hollywood romance rumor involves Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams of the film "THE NOTEBOOK"
The two escorted each other recently to the TEEN CHOICE awards and re-enacted their famous kiss yet again for the audience.
I swear I have always said "WHY AREN'T THESE TWO TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE?"
I know it was a movie and I know acting is acting but, MAN the chemistry between these two rivals only that of Mr and Mrs Smith's stars......and I don't need to say their names.....we all know who they are.

Taking up the pages in celeb magazines that have nothing better to report.....yet again is Paris Hilton. The mags are raving about her new shorter hair cut.
HELLLLLLOOO - W.T.F? It's called she took the EXTENSIONS out!

Nude pictures of Jude Law have been flooding the internet lately since he was named number one in a poll entitled "Best Celebrity Buttocks".
Nobody called me to do this poll, cuz I'll tell ya, Jude would not even make my top ten. Who did they poll anyhow?
Save yourself the internet search for Nude Jude. Apparently his weenie is teenie.
There, I saved you a google.
Your welcome.

Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen's ex is wearing her wedding ring again. I suppose this means the couple is working at a reconciliation.
Or maybe Denise just wants to sleep with as many guys as she can while wearing it.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.

David Beckham and his wife Victoria were impressed when they met Tom Cruise. The couple have always been huge fans of the actor and since they met him they even have more respect for the star.
Victoria Beckham was quoted to have said "He's an incredible person and he said a lot of things that really impressed us, not because it's Tom Cruise but because he's terribly intelligent."
Remember folks, this is the same Victoria Beckham who was in the news yesterday for admitting she has NEVER read a book.

Avril Lavigne broke down in tears when she was made to believe she'd blown up a car and a bike. The Canadian singer became the latest victim on ASHTON KUTCHER's hit prank show PUNK'D after parking her car while out with a friend. As soon as she stepped out of the garage, Kutcher's team got straight to work, posting a fake reserved sign and blocking Lavigne's car in with another vehicle before she returned.
After complaining to the attendant about being stuck in her spot, Lavigne was asked by the staffer to help him move the car. But chaos soon ensued when the car rolled out of everybody's control and into a transformer, which caught on fire, engulfing a neighbouring motorbike in flames. Shocked Lavigne fought back tears as both the owner of the bike and the car screamed at her in disgust. And she was so upset that even when Kutcher appeared from behind the scenes and informed her it was a prank, she burst into tears.
And this show is called PUNK'D??? I guess the name JACKASS was taken. Why does Ashton have to make things so COMPLICATED??

Puff Daddy a.k.a Sean Combs also known as P. Diddy has once again just changed his to......ready for it.........Diddy.
He decided to drop the P. from his name.
What he really should be doing is cutting the B.S~!



Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Yeh some of the things Ashton does on his show are really cruel! I'd be traumatized if I saw wat Avril saw... what an ass! =P

8:38 PM  
Blogger Lisa~Thorn said...

I'd run away...LMAO

11:05 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

I agree, I never watched the show but, from what I hear it crosses the line where practical jokes are concerned.

6:09 PM  

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