Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 19

Madonna was hospitalized yesterday with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand following a horseback riding accident at her estate outside of London.
Madonna and an assistant were riding horses, when Madonna, on a new horse she wasn't accustomed to riding, took a tumble. The entertainer was expected to be released later in the evening.

My bet is that poor horse will be shipped back to a farm in remote Dakota before the Material Girl can Thank her LUCKY STAR.

Latino pop star Ricky Martin's quest to end child poverty has reached a new
height - he has adopted three street children in notorious Indian city
Calcutta. FINALLY someone puts their money where their mouth is and it has nothing to do with wanting to be like Angelina Jolie.
Ricky, good for you! Enjoy your VIDA LOCA with your three precious children.

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is disappointed his marriage to movie actress
Gwyneth Paltrow has ruined the novelty of meeting Hollywood superstars. The 28-year-old Fix You singer blames his Oscar-winning wife for making his once showbiz idols seem boring and ordinary. He says: "After being with Gwyn I've realised everyone is human."
Now if Gwyneth were to come back in her defense she should say something like "Being with Chris has taught me that the rumor that rock stars are all good in bed is simply a sham!.......and their willy's aren't that big either."

The QUEEN of rocker's wives, Sharon Osbourne has admitted to having cosmetic surgery on her tummy, face, bottom and arms. Now Sharon Osbourne has confessed she has once again gone under the knife to have her sagging breasts reshaped.
This is the second time Sharon has had a breast operation. The mother of three admitted she had a new boob job because because her nipples were "looking
down at the floor".
I guess since Ozzy no longer has substance abuse problems and is not passed out all the time she want her nipples to face him.......upright.

Hilary Duff has sworn to her fans that she would rather sing off key than lip sync at her concerts and appearances UNLIKE other singing sensations.
Hilary, your real fans would rather you not sing at all. They're just too young to know it.

Speaking of LIP SYNCHING......Ashlee Simpson who has been accused by the tabloids of stealing Wilmer Valderrama away from Lindsay Lohan... has a new single, "Boyfriend," on her soon to be released album which contains a message in its chorus - which goes, "I didn't steal your boyfriend."
Ashlee denies this is directed towards Lindsay however, her other track "I did steal your hair colour Trailer Park Blonde L'oreal shade 54" was written for Lindsay Lohan.

Which brings us to Lindsay Lohan.....she won't do what she's told. The teen singer and actress is so frustrated with her peers constantly offering their advice, she deliberately never does what she's told. She says, "I don't like people telling me what to do. "When someone tells me not to do something, I'll do it more."
QUICK! Someone tell her NOT TO EAT.

After telling a magazine journalist of her penchant for vibrators, Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives was sent hundreds of them from well-wishing fans. The Daily Mail reports her as saying: "I was sent hundreds by fans. "People sent them by the truckload. Boxes and boxes and boxes." But she confirms that they didn't go to waste: "I gave them all to my girlfriends. Now ABC has told me to stop mentioning it."
So why is she mentioning it?

MARIAH Carey is angry and hurt that Eminem has been playing private
voice-mail messages she left for him in 2001 to audiences of his "Anger
Management" tour. During one "scene" in his concerts, Eminem is talking to the audience when Carey's song, "We Belong Together," comes on. Eminem berates the deejay and then Carey's messages start to play. "I heard you were getting back with your ex-wife," she says. "Why won't you see me? Why won't you call me? You're not calling me . . ."
As the messages play, Eminem pretends to vomit into a prop toilet and
then launches into his song, "Puke," which has lines like, "You make me
Eminem claims they had an affair, which she denies.
Remember people, she also denies having breast implants.
I'm with Eminem on this .....

Demi Moore has revealed her ideal night in would be watching TV in the nude with her hunky lover, Ashton Kutchner who is 15 years her junior. She confided: "A good night in would be sharing a bath with one another and watching Court TV. Snuggling up naked.".

I didn't realize Judge Judy was a sex symbol. Hey, whatever turns your crank I guess.

Christie Brinkley who is in her 50's is making a revival as the face of COVER GIRL Cosmetics! Christie who was a popular supermodel through the 80's has been chosen to represent a new line of anti-aging products.
Cover Girl approached Christie because she a COVER GIRL for a long time years ago and also because she really has aged well. They want women to see it is possible to maintain beautiful skin through the years.

Which is probably why they didn't offer the contract to another blonde ex-beauty.........Farrah Fawcett. YIKES - and she is wearing make up in this photo.



Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

I heard that Ashlee Simpson song about Lindsay, its pretty good. But now Ashelle is denying she wrote it about her, lol.

LOL that was funny when u said "Quick! Someone tell her to eat!" LOL!

8:43 PM  
Blogger Eclecta said...

Hey Linda,

LOVE your blog!!!! Keep up the great work!!!!

BTW, have you heard that Jen (you know the one) is considering releasing the journal she's keeping while divorcing Brad? Apparently she's concerned that her recent Vanity Fair article made her seem weak. I've also read that Gwen Stefani has been counselling her to fight back more because no one likes a wimp. I'm not sure what you think, but I think this is the worst advice possible. After all, Nicole Kidman didn't "fight back", and she reached the pinnacle of her career!

Well, I guess it will keep folks like us entertained for a while yet ...



6:28 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Cynthia, I NORMALLY would agree with you ....Tom Cruise I wouldn't fight for.....Brad on the other hand??

9:41 PM  

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