CUZ I SAID SO!

Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 18

Sandra Bullock is a happy but, nervous newlywed. The star wed Jessie James, the host of Monster Garage just a short while ago.
Sandra says her men have always feared commitment and although she loves being married she is afraid of what marriage stands for.
Seeing as that she is his forth wife, he was once married to a porn star and has admitted he has emotional issues when it comes to relationships, Sandra need not worry about being married for long!


















The latest celebrity jumping on the "I want to be like Angelina and adopt a baby" train is Cameron Diaz.
With all her surfing, concert going and flashing for the camera she sure looks like she will be a great mom!
NOT.
















Victoria Beckham has admitted that she has never read a book.
Besides Victoria herself, Is anybody really that surprised?












Nicole Kidman's children are upset with their mom. Apparently, Nicole was dancing in a club to some rap music and grabbed her crotch in front of the entire crowd. Her children found this out and now are utterly embarrassed. They made their mom promise to never behave so foolishly again.
What was Nicole thinking? The things people will do to get their kids invited to the NEVERLAND ranch!



















Ellen DeGeneres will be hosting the Emmys again!
Ellen joked about hosting the award show by saying "You know me," the comedian said. "Any excuse to put on a dress."
I just really want to see Ellen dance. In heels.



















ANNA NICOLE SMITH is devastated after discovering her 19-year-old son DANIEL wants to move out of the family home.


















I honestly cannot imagine why Daniel would want to leave his mother!!!


















Madonna has persuaded Britney Spears to donate $32,000 to leaders of mystical Jewish offshoot Kabbalah - so the Toxic star's unborn baby will be accepted into the controversial religion. Britney is due to give birth within weeks did make the donation. A friend of Britney told British newspaper The Daily Mirror: "Madonna has told Britney that introducing her baby to Kabbalah as soon as possible will be greatly beneficial to everyone involved in the child's upbringing.
She thinks Madonna's a great role model and would never question her advice."

Puh-lease! If Madonna really cared about this baby she would be telling Britney to flee for the hills and leave her gangsta pimp-wanna-be hubby.


















Speaking of the greasy looking duo....Looks like Britney and Kevin got laid!














(What did you think I meant?)

Rumor has it that Kylie Minogue has become engaged to her boyfriend Olivier Martinez after accepting a $71,200 diamond ring from the French actor.
First Kylie makes a comeback after being out of the pop world for over ten years, then she survives breast cancer, now she is marrying this stunning man. No WONDER Kylie is known in Britain for her perky buns......they are full of horseshoes!


















Cher has stated that she regrets not taking the role of Thelma in the hit film "Thelma and Louise". Cher was offered the role and turned it down before it was given to Geena Davis. The movie was one of Brad Pitt's breakout roles and he had a passionate love scene with Geena Davis which people are still talking about.
Cher REALLY must be kicking herself.
This brings a whole new meaning to her song "If I could turn back time."










MOTLEY CRUE rocker TOMMY LEE fears he is sterile after riding through an airport x-ray machine in Germany. The heavily-pierced drummer became so sick of setting off metal detectors every time he travels, he decided to dive through a conveyor belt x-ray machine used to scanpassenger's hand luggage. "I dove, straight through the conveyor belt, and came out the other end. Tommy thinks he completely sterile now.
I think the sterilization lies farther NORTH of his body......in the cranium region.

















CUZ I SAID SO!

6 Comments:

Blogger [.a.n.d.r.e.w.] said...

Those pictures of Anna Nicole Smith crack me up!

I also find it ridiculous how stupid Britney Spears is that she can't see how money-based Kabbalah is... $32000? Get out of her! =P

3:10 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Britney would do whatever Madonna tells her....seriously.
Anna Nicole is Tara Reid in ten years....ha ha.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Lisa~Thorn said...

I. <3. Tommy Lee.
M'kay?

Yes, I am insane. But I find him extremely attractive...yeah, I know. Something up in my head must not be right. Oh well! He's just part of my list with Johnny Depp and Billy Idol. LOL

10:42 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Lisa, you are my mini me because I find Tommy Lee attractive as well, as yucky as he may be to others.........

7:05 AM  
Blogger Nadia said...

He's even yuckier looking in person. HOWEVER - he is probably one of the nicest celebrities I have ever met. I have only had one "author" actually thank me for all of the work I have done - and that was Tommy.

Nadia

8:52 AM  
Blogger Lisa~Thorn said...

=O You met Tommy Lee? I want your job. LOL.

Yes Linda, I am a miny you. People even think you're my mom. LOL.

11:06 PM  

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