Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 17
Paula Abdul has been cleared of all allegations ex American Idol contestant Cory Clark made that Paula and he had an affair. Paula will continue to work as one of the three famous judges on American Idol.
I dug up this photo of Paula with Cory at an American Idol party.
I'm sure Paula meant no harm when she chose this black see through lingerie top and escorted Cory to the party. I am sure the gaze she is giving him is also because she just thinks he sings good. Nothing to do with lustful intentions.
I am also sure when she said "Good job!" She was referring to his singing.
Mike Tyson has denied all rumors that he will be featured in an upcoming porn film.
Most likely it's due to the fact that he has no idea what one is.
Sharon Stone has been bombarded with so many bad chat-up lines over the years, she's eyeing the option of writing a book filled with all of the quips. The star admits some of the lines she's found the most ridiculous have ended up luring her in at some point.
Wow, Sharon, it is surprising that men say dirty things to you! How dare they! Especially when crossing your legs while not wearing underwear is your international trademark. I guess it's their basic instinct.
Paris Hilton has given Tinkerbell her walking papers. According to sources the Chihuahua got too big so Paris has replaced her with a smaller Chihuahua named Bambi.
How is this not animal cruelty?
Will she be replacing her children one day if they get too big? Where does the insanity end?
Here is Paris with her better half, sister Nikki Hilton. Paris as usual is pictured yet again.... making an ass of herself!
Mariah Carey is baffled by claims she reinvented herself for her new album, insisting she just experimented with new clothes and hairstyles.
Frankly, I am baffled as well. Let's look at the history. Mariah from when she started singing until now.
There are only TWO things she has reinvented and they ain't clothes and makeup!
Jessica Simpson has offered her advice to Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline. Britney and Kevin have been approaced to do a second installment of their show "CHAOTIC". Jessica told them to get out of the reality show market now. She said she regrets being in the public eye for three years on the show Newlyweds with her husband Nick. She said that Britney and Kevin will be sorry if they sign on as they will never have any privacy.
As stupid as Jessica is...it's a wonder she actually knew she was being filmed for a reality show. I half expected her to say in an episode "Nick? Our house is weird Nick? It came with cameras? Why are they all on? Nick? Nick?"
Here is the new and improved Bennifer hanging out together at a picnic party.
Jennifer is eating for two and looks adorable pregnant. Ben looks happy for once.
He always looked constipated when he was with that other Jennifer.
Some more cuddly Bennifer moments of present.
Now they are defintely more suited to one another. She seems down to earth and he seems content with her.
Proof also that if you really want to, you CAN avoid the press most of the time. At least this Bennifer version does.
CUZ I SAID SO!