Celebrity W.T.F's Volume 16
Paris Hilton reportedly lost $3.5million worth of diamonds at a party in Ibiza.
The 24-year-old hotel heiress was dancing with friends in a villa near the resort of San Antonio when she lost the expensive jewellery. They were eventually found underneath the stand of a giant ice sculpture.
If those diamonds could talk "We didn't know we were lost... ice sculpture/cold %itch, what's the diff?
Tara Reid has asked Paris to be a guest on her show "WILD ON" which she is now hosting. The two have become best friends since Paris's tiff with Nicole Ritchie. Paris told Tara she wants nothing to do with the show and got really angry recently when Tara tried to film Paris partying for one of the show's segments.
Tara was very hurt by Paris not wanting to support her but, Tara could not be reached for comment.
Here are some photos of Tara Reid doing a WILD ON episode in Croatia. She is partying with the locals. These are actually the tamest photos I found.
I am betting that this show will be bankrupt before the end of this season ends. None of their other hosts ever drank with the locals. Especially the amount that Tara drinks!
Shania Twain will be featured on the "The Desperate Housewives" soundtrack which is out Sept 13th & the 1st single is from Shania singing a song, "Shoes"
They should put her on the show! After all Shania is pretty and thin enough to be a Desperate Housewife!
Mind you if the rumors are true than the other actresses on the show won't like it. They are too competitive. They would plot to get rid of Shania. Hey watch out for that blender! You remember what happened to poor Mrs Huber don't you?
Jessica Simpson is the subject of a scathing new song that has become a massive hit in Germany. It is an anti-Jessica Simpson song written by a guy named Adam Green.
In the track, Green describes Simpson has a sad, love-less figure with a "fraudulent smile".
Jessica's husband Nick Lachey must be furious.
Furious he didn't come up with the idea first!
Nicole Ritchie has been approached to do another reality show. The subject of her show is about her pending wedding. Nicole has not accepted the offer and does not want to be married on national television.
I bet designers are just scrambling with offers to make her wedding dress! Think about all the money for so LITTLE material.....she is tiny, it would be like a flower girl dress.
Gwen Stefani is very passionate about her new clothing line L.A.M.B which stands for LOVE ANGEL MUSIC BABY. She actually threatened anyone who tries to come in the way of her fashion label. She says she has worked so hard for someone to take this dream come true away from her.
What are you going to do Gwen? Sic your Hiroshimo girls on someone? Seriously, what is with the weird Japanese posse that is CONSTANTLY by Gwen's side?
Fergie, the only female in the popular group "Black Eyed Peas" has admitted to once having a serious drug problem. She says she was started taking Ecstacy pills to experiment and it spiralled into a full blown addiction. Fergie thanks her parents who helped her combat the issue and today she is drug free.
That would explain this photo, looks like she is saying "LOOK MA, NO TRACK MARKS!"
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have bought a house in rural Quebec City, Montreal, Canada. They love skiing and are adding this home to many other getaway homes they have all over the world.
Just imagine the small town Quebecuers now
VILLIAGER ONE "Who iz zis preety lady? Ah, she iz from Zorro movie no? But, she look not so nice in person? Who iz ze old man? Her Papa? Yes, zis must be her Papa!"
VILLIAGER TWO "No! Tu est un idiot! C'nest pas her Papa, c'est her grand papa!"
VILLIAGER THREE "NO! Cest her papa du sucre"
Britney Spears and hubby Kevin (carrying doggie "Bit Bit")shown here leaving a recording studio in L.A last week. Kevin is recording an album as he is hoping to make it big with his first solo release.
Great, all we need. Like they're not enough talentless idiots releasing albums just because they have the money to do it.
I shudder to think of what he could possibly have to sing about....some possible song titles perhaps?
"Living off my white trash hoe"
"Who's your daddy?"
"Baby, go back on tour, daddy needs a new bmw"
"Papa was out pimping, sorry I missed your first steps"
"I promised you wouldn't get pregnant. Yo, I lied"
"My sexy mama is now just a mama and I got wanderin eyes at the trailer park"
"When is my b^%$# gonna get back in shape?"
"What's my kid's name again?"
"I got class. I got four hundred dollar running shoes. Them's got class"
"Socks with sandals will be all the rage in Europe next year, Jus y'all wait and see!"
CUZ I SAID SO!