Celebrity stories and gossip that make you go "W.T.F?"

Monday, August 08, 2005

Celebrity W.T.F's volume 11

Rumor has it that Angelina Jolie has given Brad Pitt an ultimatum
"Quit smoking or no sex"
I am willing to bet this is the LAST photo you will ever see of Brad smoking.
Although in my opinion he is SMOKIN' in any photo!

Another buzz around Hollywood is that Angelina is pregnant with Brad's baby.
W.T.F does everyone assume that because you like to "practice" this means you are actually trying for one?

Jennifer Aniston revealed how she has been dealing with her stress in regards to her marriage breakdown. She quoted that she "Runs into the Ocean screaming" and it helps her relax.
My guess is prior to the Angelina fiasco Jennifer would wind down by throwing herself at a I mean in a Pit. (Freudian slip)

Britney and her posse (Her cousin and younger sister) went for a lovely boat ride around one of her properties.
FINALLY! Drinking a HEALTHY drink of Orange Juice!
No Latte. No SUPER BIG GULP. No cigarette.........unless there is vodka in that orange juice... I am impressed.

Christina Ricci is getting set to play the lead role in a new movie slated to be filmed. She will play the part of a woman who is born with a deformity. Her character will have a condition that makes her nose look like that of a pig nose. Can you say OSCAR nod? Those academy types love when a pretty woman goes ugly for the camera.
Examples? Charlize Theron in MONSTER and Nicole Kidman in THE HOURS.

Nicole Kidman revealed in her last interview she is lonely and wants desperately to have a baby.
W.T.F? Nicole what about the two kids you adopted when you were with Tom? What are they chopped liver?
Maybe she needs her water to break before she can really appreciate motherhood?

Fergie of the "Black Eyed Peas" has admitted that besides having a horrible nail biting affliction, she always bites on her skin when she is nervous or anxious. Apparently there is a name for this obsessive behavior.
I wonder what it is called when you start eating your clothes??? Well, how else do you explain some of her outfits?

Halle Berry revealed she frequently goes on chat rooms and dating websites pretending to be someone else. She says that she uses fake names and would not reveal what they are.
Why do I have this image of women trying to meet men on the internet suddenly making Cat Woman references and asking advice on movie offers?



Blogger Nadia said...

Hey Linda,

Brad looks pretty good in any photo - but lordy lordy. What is that thing on his head in this picture. As my grandmother would have said, it looks like a papo seco (portuguese bread).


8:34 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Yeah but, I love portuguese bread so that is even better....ha ha.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Liberty said...

Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise's kids live with Tom in Cali, and are home schooled by his sister within the ways of scientology...she might as well be childless because she can't get those kids back from him and his church.

9:18 PM  
Blogger Lisa~Thorn said...

Ha, this was such a good volume. But I had just finished watching that video "We Belong Together" by Mariah Carey, and thinking about funny things people say about her. Like how she's a diva, and stuff like that. Then all of a sudden I noticed she's wearing a ton pound amount of jewelery on her while in the shower! A shower scene with 7 carret diamonds? Seriously, get real Mariah, no one takes showers in wasted money. XD

11:40 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Thanks for the update Liberty.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Liberty said...

No problem! I heard him in an interview talking about them. I figure if Nicole could get them away from him, she would have because she doesn't agree with his scientology ways...poor Nicole. I wonder what he has over her?

12:52 PM  
Blogger Liberty said...

Happy (early) bday too!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Chelsea's Mama said...

Liberty....ages ago it was rumored that Nicole cheated on Tom, got pregnant and lost the baby. The rumor was never proven to be true but, who knows?

5:54 PM  

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