I know what you did last summer.
You complained it was unbearable on the muggy days.(Even though all winter you wished for warm weather)
You cursed as you shimmied your way into those shorts that "shrunk in the wash"
You changed the pretty color on your toes a few times to match your outfit.
You bought a hair product to battle frizz and it worked like a charm until you got outside.
You grew callouses because of those pretty yet cheap sandals you bought at an end of summer sale and those callouses were totally worth it.
You heard children laughing more than you ever have
You spent hours washing your car in the driveway only for it to rain that very night.
You bought a beautiful new bathing suit and then never wore it. (Too many fat days)
You did however get a lot of use out of that cheap baseball cap you bought (Too many bad hair days)
You regretted that one time you forgot to put on sunscreen. Ouch!
You accidentally discovered a wasps nest in your backyard. Ouch!
You walked around the neighbourhood and suddenly realized how beautiful it was
You tried that sunless tanning cream for the first time at a party and at least eight people came up to you and thought you dropped barbecue sauce on your feet.
You had mosquito bites in places you didn't think mosquitos knew about.
You had barbecued chicken almost every night and never complained once.
You stepped in doggie doo doo and used a swear word that you said you never would.
You ate fruit in abundance to be healthy and followed it up with an icecream cone to treat yourself for being so good.
You appreciated modern technology suddenly. Air conditioners for example
You spent a lot of time with your family eating enough food to sustain a small third world country.
You stopped to smell the flowers.
And if you didn't do these things, now's your chance.
Summer is here...........at last!!
CUZ I SAID SO!